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One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little
boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his
mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?"
"No, I don't," said the little boy.
"OK, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from
your Mom before he goes to work."
Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it
out! It's a piece of ass!"
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carwash girl slides onto her face...
Carwash Girl
What
would have been a good race ends in a pretty crazy crash Car Crash
2006
Freudian Slip
Two men are talking in the bar sharing their sob stories. One man says,
"I had the worst Freudian slip the other day."
The other man responds, "What the hell is a Freudian slip?"
"You know," says the first man. "It's when you mean to
say one thing, but you say something else that reveals what you are really
thinking about.
Like the other day I was at the airport, and this really sexy lady was
helping me. Instead of asking her for 'two tickets to Pittsburgh,' I asked
her for 'two pickets to Tittsburgh." The second replies, "Oh,
now I know what you are talking about. It's like the other day when I
was having breakfast with my wife. I wanted her to pass me the orange
juice, but instead I said, 'You ruined my life, bitch!'"
A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, sir,"
says the bartender. "That'll be one cent." "One penny?!"
exclaims the guy. "That’s right."
So the guy glances at the menu and asks, "Could I have a nice juicy
T-bone steak, with fries, peas and a salad?""Certainly, sir,"
replies the bartender. "That’ll be four cents." "Four
cents?" says the guy.
"Jeez, I’d like to meet the guy who owns this place!"
"He’s upstairs with my wife," says the bartender. "What's
he doing with your wife?" asks the guy. "Same as what I'm doing
to his business."
