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High School Volunteer Not Seen by Friends in Retirement Home Since Being Accepted to Stanford - Residents of the New Horizon Gardens retirement home in Fountain Valley, California report missing Felicia Cooley, 17, a local high school student who volunteered at the center regularly over the last three years before stopping abruptly last month, when she was accepted to attend Stanford next fall. "I know how much she wanted to get into college, so I drew her a congratulations card in art class," said Edith Montross, 83, a New Horizon Gardens resident who... (More)

Fuck All Y'all's Rain Forest, I Gots To Have My Gold, Nigga - By: Slick Rick- Whas all dis buuulshit I be hearin' from these bitches in Papua New Guinea trippin' over some Canadian mining company diggin' up their island lookin for gold? It's gold yo, not some old bone. Check yourself. Serious dawg, I read that shit in da paper an was like, fuck all dat. You ever even heard of no Papua New Guinea? I aint. They say it's some kind a untamed place full of... (More)
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